Game 2: The Apocalypse Is Nigh!

You never saw it coming. You thought there would always be time. You thought that life would go on as usual.

But you were wrong.

The End Times are upon us, folks, and the final piece of evidence came last night after the Nomads beat Old Dogs 5-1. While beating Old Dogs is not without its merit, what ultimately is earth-shattering and obviously a sure sign that the World Will End Soon is that after all the league games for the week were played, the Nomads now find themselves in 1st place! That's right, we've gone from last to first in one week. Now, if you can explain a turn of events like that without the involvement of the Final Battle Between Good and Evil, then you're a better person than I.

So, repent to whatever god you choose and prepare for oblivion!

Seriously, how can I possibly be wrong here?